The Oyster Party has erected signs in Kaipara ki Mahurangi promising a fresh approach. Party leader Tom Oyst says other foods have also been gaining attention for their aphrodisiac qualities.
The Pomegranate Party has been seeding doubt while the Banana Bunch are as slippery as ever with their slogan “gain more stamina with a banana”.
Tom says Sea Cucumber First are fossils while the Pipi Party is burying its heads in the sand.
“A dose of fresh oysts will definitely help hoist the joist. High in zinc to get you to the brink,” he says.