Blowin’ in the wind.
They say a picture is worth a thousand words, as Amanda Johnson’s photo of the goal posts at the Mahurangi rugby grounds demonstrates. Yes, it was a pretty windy day.
Creative thinking.
At a recent Leigh Bar quiz night, an elderly gentleman disputed the date when the solar system was created. A wit in the room suggested we should believe him: “After all, he was there when it happened!”
Kennel for Sale.
A Paparoa man made a spirited sales pitch to his neighbours on Facebook this month. It read “this kennel was a waste of my money. It’s not water proof and its full of p*ss and sh*t. I’ve tried cleaning it, but it’s crap. Might be good for parts or a goat.” He was willing to part with the kennel for the mere cost of a Whitakers peanut butter chocolate bar. There were no takers, but somebody did offer him the chokkie bar to cheer him up.
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